Ethan was very pleased with himself. When Ethan is pleased with himself he dances and sings. He doesn’t walk anywhere, no, now he skips. There is much energy. But it’s nice to see that dorkiness can work out for good.
The police did watch the video and the kid was easily identified as Ben’s neighbor’s son. They were indeed drug dealers. Ben and his dad were innocent and no charges were brought. The neighbors didn’t fare so well.
Ben was very happy with Ethan and all he did for him and his dad. Ben frequently gives Ethan a cold soda while Ethan is delivering papers in the summer and hot chocolate in the winter.
And, best of all, Ben and Abby got back together and they lived happily ever after. Well, they lived happily ever after for about three months until Ben put a stupid comment on Facebook about Abby’s hair that Abby got mad about and they broke up. Such is life.
Mia enjoyed her time playing detective and is still convinced that all hockey players are on drugs. She also paid her gambling debt in full to Ethan.
Between the $20 from Mia, the $20 for the dog bite, and the $10 for delivering two letters for Ben, Ethan came out way ahead with $50 for his troubles. Who says being a dork doesn’t pay?
Babies indeed do say that Ethan is awesome. And you know why they say that? Because Ethan is awesome, that’s why. You know that for sure, because chickens say it too.